The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles destabilising the British way of life was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Waterboarding is not torture.