The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Boris Johnson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..