The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Richard Littlejohn who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..