I’m not racist but surely allowing Al Qu’aeda bosses to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Al Qu’aeda bosses aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.