Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now injecting crack into primary school children. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been injecting crack into primary school children with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".