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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are admiring Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders admiring Jeremy Corbyn was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said arbeit macht frei.


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