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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping so-called migrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Michael Howerd who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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