An unnamed source has today said "kill the commie swine".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.