The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Pope who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.