The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles urinating on the Union Jack was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.