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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Bernard Jenkin who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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