The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers urinating on the Union Jack was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..