I’m not racist but surely allowing youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that youths aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.