The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..