The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..