The Mail has learned that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are responsible for selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun.

Has the world gone mad? Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Anne Widdecombe, who said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."