The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Theresa May who today said surely something can be done?.