Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police went on to say.


The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".