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Some bloke in the pub has today said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Some bloke in the pub’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Some bloke in the pub’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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