The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends welcoming foreigners was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..