I’m not racist but surely allowing coloureds to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Listening to loud music is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that coloureds aren’t listening to loud music in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.