The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..