Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have this week been revealed as selling heroin to the unions.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Amanda Platell who this week said, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that selling heroin to the unions is acceptable behaviour.