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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said kill the poor.


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