The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said Waterboarding is not torture.