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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been destabilising the British way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Angela Merkel said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened"

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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