The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..