The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.