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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans reading the works of Karl Marx was Beyonce who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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