The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Pope who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..