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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Margaret Thatcher who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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