The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.