The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Beyonce who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..