Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of allowing foreign illegals to live has been perpetrated by Corbynites.

The Mail can reveal that Corbynites are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

A hardworking family said of the Corbynites, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".