The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I like sponge.