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Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of gangs of children, some still in their prams, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Gangs of children, some still in their prams made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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