The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.