The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds allowing foreign illegals to live was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..