Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow paedophiles such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but paedophiles have this week been revealed as tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps paedophiles would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Beyonce who this week said, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is acceptable behaviour.