The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was an unnamed source who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..