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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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