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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Nick Clegg who today said kill the commie swine.


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