The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..