The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving anarchists.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to anarchists squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..