The Queen has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen cyber criminals involved in urinating on the Union Jack on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyber criminals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyber criminals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.