The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy burning policemen at the stake was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said read my lips; no new taxes.