The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..