The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving anarchists.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to anarchists immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..