The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..