The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Jenkin who today said I like sponge.